Here is this year’s silly Christmas song – by Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2010. Sing it to the tune of O Christmas Tree:
O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your b-trees!
Your indexes will always grow
Through data loads of many rows.
O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your b-trees!
O Database, O Database,
Your segments are most loved!
How often they give us delight
When we tune the query right.
O Database, O Database,
Your segments are most loved!
O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your trace files!
Process tracing will ever be
The way to joy and peace for me.
O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your trace files!
O Database, O Database,
The boss-man always tells me
That my RMAN backups better be
The path to full recovery.
O Database, O Database,
The boss-man always tells me.
Along a similar vein… My laptop motherboard toasted itself last Friday and luckily my IT guys swapped it out.
I think it was the RMAN (backup) in the Christmas song that got me thinking of Davinci’s notebook and this song called The Gates…
It’s a fun acapella group and a very silly song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRY9Ybi5zqI Save now, save often 🙂